12 Facebook Statuses You Need to Retire

1. The Braggy Relationship Status





2. The Attempt to Make Mundane Tasks Sound Interesting Status




3. The Detox/Cleanse/Health Food Junkie Status










4. The Sad Sack Status














5. The Chain Letter Hoax Status







6. The Overly Aggressive Passive Aggressive Status













7. The Threatening Facebook Status












8. The Friend Purge Status







9. The Bored Status









10. The False Information About Facebook Status







11. The Spoiler Status







12. The Vague Status